Danny Dragonbreath and his best friend Wendell thought the hot dog from the school cafeteria looked a little . . . well, off. Then things got weird when the hot dog bit Wendell, and weirder still when Wendell started to sprout back hair. Could Wendell be morphing into a . . . (cue ominous music) were-wiener? All evidence points to yes. Unless he and Danny can get past the lunch ladies and slay the alpha-wurst, the whole school could be infected.